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Women dream about their wedding day. Every flower, every hor d’oevre, every detail is painstakingly crafted to make the perfect day.

For one bride, her wedding day was everything she dreamed of. Until the couple was announced and a video played of her banging some dude who wasn’t her husband. Turns out, her new husband added some details of his own to the wedding.

Britney Spears not understanding why she can’t get married at a Catholic church when she isn’t Catholic is no longer the most cringeworthy wedding content we’ve seen.

Weddings are fun when they aren’t yours. pic.twitter.com/LQFpETKsBz

— Louder with Crowder Dot Com (@LWCnewswire) March 22, 2023

The video is from 2019, but it’s blowing up on TikTok now. It’s from China, so the fact it’s blowing up on the communist Chinese-owned platform is kinda funny. Also, because it’s from China, they are speaking a funny language. But the New York Post translated the groom’s reaction, upon finding out his virgin bride was defloured by his brother-in-law (I’m assuming he has another sister and this isn’t an incestuous thing) as “Did you think I didn’t know about this?”