Roseanne Barr is suing John Goodman as part of what she calls “retribution for the Conners.” According to the former leading lady, Goodman and the rest of the cast were personally responsible for costing her millions.

“They all said nothing as they signed the contracts to split up my money,” she said on her podcast, “now they’re gonna pay.”

legal experts say the admission by Goodman that he “feels bad” is proof that the cast conspired to remove Roseanne and split up her earnings because she had “strong opinions” about things like Covid, race relations, and support for President Trump.

“She probably should have filed years ago,” said lead counsel Joe Barron, “This case is a homerun.”

ALLOD Correspondent Skip Tetheludah reached out to Barron to ask what may have taken so long. “She’s not very bright,” said the lawyer, “she tends to get lost for months on end with some shiny object like a podcast, then boom…she wants to be rich again. Then she forgets.”

Barron suggested that while many people believe Roseanne suffers from some form of mental illness, her problems are more likely “completely IQ-related.”

That’s a shame, patriots, but it’s not like we didn’t see it coming. Hopefully, she’ll win the case and finally have some peace of mind. Then we can stop talking about her like we did Cosby. God Bless America.